Can you like
Not do
the Romance thing
when she's
5
pls

Hal is my spirit animal, tries to do something and get something good but gets obliterated into the ground instead

that aint blackmail..

DhdbdhSJDBDUDBDHD OMFG IM FREAKING SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂 THIS CHAP WAS HILARIOUS YALL

I'm glad that there's at least one character in this that looks at this small child acting like a mature adult and finds it hilarious.

R.i.p brotha Hal 😂

I know that in that one chapter, it was already addressed that Hal isn’t doing it on purpose, it’s just that his entire existence is supposed to be bewitchingly charming ... but he just comes off too strong. Even when he just appears and comes up super close, I just keep thinking about Lippe is physically 5 lol. He comes off as really flirty/seductive, even though the author suggests that’s not what he intends ....

I got “don’t take candy from strangers” and “don’t go to their houses” alarms going off in my head even though nothing bad should happen with Hal lol

OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU

thoughts and prayers hal

rest in pieces Hal

Hazelnut chocolate!!! He’s a keeper

Lippe is so cute we must protecc her. I find it funny that Hal had to stoop to bribery of chocolate! The whole thing was just a funny mess to me! Lol. Thank you always for the update!

He ded

Things are gonna be bloody tonight for Brother-Hal

lmfAOOOOOOOOO her brother

Dang it the bribe almost worked

That candy wasn't "blackmail", it was "bribery". If he found out that it was a folk song (cuz those are banned) and threatened to expose her if she didn't sing for him, then THAT is blackmail.

Even though I know Hal grows up to be a fuckboy, he's pretty damn cute. I want his interactions with new Lippe to change him like it changed her family. He's so damn cute, it'd be a shame for him to end up the same way he was in the past.

Big bro.... your yandere is showing.

Dead man walking.

Hal, she's five. At least wait for her to grow up dude

Lippe - it's bribery, not blackmail. C'mon. That's not even illegal, depending on what country you're in. Sheez.
And a 12 yo macking on a 5 yo is a bit odd, but by the time she's 18, he'd be 25, which is barely anything. Hal just needs to chill and work on more age-appropriate targets.