Meanwhile, neighbor girl next door be like "Moshi moshi, police desu ka?"

It's like they suddenly got married :D

Name rape. NAME RAPE!

bruh stop she's gonna die

I'm guessing if he did really kiss her she might actually die.

Calling her by her name, the nerve of that lad

just call her by her first name without using honorifics you f* cunt

Oh yeah, his real name was Minoru.

This is the correct answer. Keep on the attack and get her gradually desensitized to it.

My mans doing a 99 hit combo with that...